This one is simple
If one more fucking person says, or puts on their facebook/myspace profile "so it goes" in response the death of Kurt Vonnegut I'm gonna croak. Yes, I'm admit that I thought it. Yes, I thought it was kind of funny when I thought it. I maybe even cracked a smile at it. You know what I didn't do? I didn't call anyone to tell them of my cleverness or post it anywhere. You know why? Because EVERYONE who has ever read a book in the world thought the same thing, thus it must not be that clever. Thank You. That is all.